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Okay, in the last 24 hours alone, I've had 13 people find my site by searching for Ernie Sigley. Well, fuck me swingin, if there's not going to be an arseload of unhappy pensioners when they see my opinion of the Sigs.

Speakin' of Pensioners, my grandmother and her partner came for dinner tonight. We don't see them often as they live in the country, but they were heading home from a weekend away and so popped in for dinner. Normally I miss seeing them when they pop in, so it was cool to be home to finally catch them. I had total dinner envy coz my mum made this amazing smelling meal, but instead I stuck with piece of toast with some fresh mushroom, spinach and avocado. Don't get me wrong, the toast was awesome and it stayed down pretty well, but man, my mums coconut rice smelt so good!

I canceled a date today because he asked me to wait outside rather than him come to the door. I was like, just don't bother. This is not Grey Street. I'm not gonna wait outside on the freakin kerb, buddy.

Meg dropped in about 5 mins after the Motherships Mothership had taken off. We drank, smoked and watched home shows on Foxtel til nearly 3am.

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I was trying to show you my new version of the Jesus bracelet but it looks more like I'm threatening to fist you. I didn't mean for that to happen, but hey...I'll be gentle and I'll use lube

Thanks to Meg for the new bracelet! I love it! Plus, it’s one of those magnetic type ones, and it leaves my arm feeling all strange and tingly. It feels like I have the magic of Jebus working through my wrist.

I hung out with a girlfriend on Saturday night and watched 90210. I forgot how cute Jason Priestly was. She also brought me some super awesome hair clips that I adore!  One matches my fave dress perfectly! Huzzah! Later in the arvo, Other Tim rocked up, which was unexpected to say the least…I was still in PJ’s and my hair looked insane. I’m glad he popped in though, even if I did look like the Crazy Cat Lady of Springfield.

Did I mention Americans have the greatest medications of all time? Man, everything has some sort of anesthetic in it, it’s awesome. Americans totally know how to do pain relief!

Garage is finished and will be fitted out to our liking by tomorrow afternoon, which is excellent. Everything that didn’t get broken in the Great Garage Debacle of 09, has been living under our pergola for the last week and a half while it was being repaired, which has sucked coz the vista from the kitchen has been an arseload of cardboard boxes, a huge stuffed giraffe and an assortment of random shit that we’ve acquired over the years. Not that it was ever an awesomely stellar view from the kitchen, but geez, even the brick wall is better than the sea of crap sitting there now. I’ll be so relieved when it’s all done

Anyway, I’m off to snort some salt water up my nose. I swear, it’s for my Sinus infection lol.

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I had three pseudo dates with this dude Tim. He was cool but it’s not gonna happen. He can’t do the casual thing and I’m too fucked up to do a relationship right now. I had fun though and it was good to get back into the dating thing. I even went to his place, which sounds stupidly normal, but I haven’t been back to a dudes house, since… Nate? So we’re talking about a long time. The idea of going to someones house generally makes me horribly anxious, so it was something to cross off the list. Going to Tim’s was no exception, in the nervousness stakes, but I knew I had enough money on me to get a taxi and it’d only take ten minutes, so that was reassuring. Lesson learnt? For some reason, some dudes would like to date me. I should give them a chance instead of chasing after emotionally stunted douchebags who give me the run around.

I was meant to go out for dinner with the parentals on Saturday night for Mamas birthday dinner, but by Saturday morning the cough I’d had all week had turned into an unstoppable coughing and wheezing frenzy that would end in hurling. I actually woke myself up Friday morning mid choking session. I coughed for an hour! I was watching the clock coz I knew my housemates would be annoyed by the early hour of my obnoxiously loud cough. It was so bad, I fell asleep with a towel over my mouth to muffle the sound. So yeah, didn’t go out for dinner. Instead, stayed at home under a doona. We’re going to go next Saturday instead. Hopefully, by then I’ll be able to taste the awesomeness of what I’m eating. Yay prawn rolls!

I’m going to watch Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

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