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Laying on the bed and listening to Goldfrapp. Just lathered myself up in Vitamin E head to toe. I’m all soft!!

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I was trying to show you my new version of the Jesus bracelet but it looks more like I'm threatening to fist you. I didn't mean for that to happen, but hey...I'll be gentle and I'll use lube

Thanks to Meg for the new bracelet! I love it! Plus, it’s one of those magnetic type ones, and it leaves my arm feeling all strange and tingly. It feels like I have the magic of Jebus working through my wrist.

I hung out with a girlfriend on Saturday night and watched 90210. I forgot how cute Jason Priestly was. She also brought me some super awesome hair clips that I adore!  One matches my fave dress perfectly! Huzzah! Later in the arvo, Other Tim rocked up, which was unexpected to say the least…I was still in PJ’s and my hair looked insane. I’m glad he popped in though, even if I did look like the Crazy Cat Lady of Springfield.

Did I mention Americans have the greatest medications of all time? Man, everything has some sort of anesthetic in it, it’s awesome. Americans totally know how to do pain relief!

Garage is finished and will be fitted out to our liking by tomorrow afternoon, which is excellent. Everything that didn’t get broken in the Great Garage Debacle of 09, has been living under our pergola for the last week and a half while it was being repaired, which has sucked coz the vista from the kitchen has been an arseload of cardboard boxes, a huge stuffed giraffe and an assortment of random shit that we’ve acquired over the years. Not that it was ever an awesomely stellar view from the kitchen, but geez, even the brick wall is better than the sea of crap sitting there now. I’ll be so relieved when it’s all done

Anyway, I’m off to snort some salt water up my nose. I swear, it’s for my Sinus infection lol.

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Some essential reading in dot point form, purely because I’m so tired, but wanted to update. Perhaps there will be some ellaboration when I’m not so apathetic.

• I drank for the first time in 5 years tonight. Well, there was that unfortunate incident with the fruit dessert I made a few months back, but that was unintentional drinking, as I thought the alcohol that I poured over the strawberries would refridgerate out. I now know otherwise.
  Anyway, Nate and I drank tonight. I had 5 cowboys. It’s now about 5 hours later, and I still feel fucked. I had my first official AGB in about 7 years. It was everything I’d remembered.
• Nate and I have been fighting heaps lately. It’s sucking major arse.
• I feel queasy from the grog. Ugh.
• I’ve spent the past few days with Loz. She was in hospital over the weekend for surgery, so she had the week off work and I’ve been keeping her company. I was so glad to spend some one on one time with her. We hadn’t done that for ages, and I really loved hanging out with her.
• Got the cats desexed the other day. Their poor little balls. Well, actually the had huge balls…but not anymore. They’ve been all sooky since, and Chucky has been even more affectionate than normal, if that’s possible.
• Getting the cats desexed pretty much sucked us dry of any money we had. The whole money issue at the moment is worrying me heaps. Things were so much easier before we started sharing money. Now I feel like I have to account for every cent I spend. I’ll be glad when everything is paid up to date, and we can go back to having our own seperate finances again. I mean it worked out well for a while, but just recently Nate and I have had a few arguments about it and it’s just not something I want to argue about.
• I’m feeling increasingly queasy from the grog.
• I’m becoming a dab hand at making pancakes. I’m just letting the word go forth.
• I spent a great arvo with my mum Saturday. I’ve missed our time together alone. We went to Spotlight and then to Parkmore and had a coffee and talked. Things are shithouse for her right now and I just wish I could wrap her up in cottonwool and punch the arseholes that are taking her job away from her square in the face. I don’t know how I can help, but I can’t stand to see her so down.
• Columbo decided crapping in the clothes hamper is a good idea. It’s not.
• I have a few other things on my mind, but I’ll go into them when I’m not feeling so much like I’m going to vomit down my shirt.

Remind me how I don’t drink before I agree to a cowboy, please.

Prue

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I was worried that the Neighbours 20 year Reunion was going to be shit, but thankfully it picked up in the last 5 minutes. Man, I hate that Hannah Martin though. She’s as ugly as she is annoying. What a turd.
Was Nicola Charles pregnant? Or was her face just fatter than it was before? She looks really different nowadays. Well, atleast I thought so.

After Neighbours, Greg called to tell me he’d be late to my house. His car broke down and something or other was flooded. But when he finally got here, he wreaked of petrol, the poor bloke! But on the upside, he came bearing biscotti! Mmmm. He wanted to go out for dinner, but I whinged that it was too cold outside. So instead we got some noodles and came back here and watched Law & Order, then my fave show of the week, The Shield. Man that show is good.
Then we lazed around talking for an hour or two. It came as a great suprise to me that he owned Guns N Roses cds! And he’d seen Iron Maiden in concert, twice! Would never have picked it! Ha, there’s some bogan in him after all!

Anyhow, nothing exciting to report I’m afraid. Oh oh, actually…how’s this for wierd? I put an ad on Melbourne Exchange, looking for someone who needed a housemate. This guy Rich called me to offer his house. Unfortunately, he lives in West Footscray, and it’s just too far away to manage, but get this! I mentioned I wanted to be close to my parents in Keysborough. He said his folks lived there! Turns out, we grew up 10 houses down from one another! How’s that for coincidence! So, while I’m not going to move in with him, we do plan on keeping in touch. Totally wierd, very cool.

Okay, that’s all I’ve got! Take it easy punters!

Prue

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I’m half way through the process of cleaning my bedroom.
How the fuck do people have bedrooms that never look lived in? Why can’t mine look like that? Is it just me, or do other people leave undies on the floor, and then kick them under the bed should anyone turn up unannounced?

I had the Implanon put in yesterday, but be fucked if I can feel it to be honest. It should feel like a matchstick under my skin, but I can’t really find it. I’m not sure if that’s coz I’ve got fat arms, or whether it’s just deep under the skin?
Teeda tried to find it last night, but she said it was a lost cause. She also said that my arm felt lumpy, like a breast.

I had one of those dreams last night where I woke up humping the mattress. I don’t quite remember what it was about, but it must have been pretty good.
What’s the bet I was dreaming about a man who could fix a computer and fix a car? Oh, I’m sure they exist out there somewhere, but I’m yet to find one.
Is it too much to ask to find a manly nerd? I think those terms are mutually exclusive. You know, a bloke who can fix my adsl when it’s buggered, laughs at “The Office”, that will take the piss outta me and then kiss me coz he adores what a dork I am, gets hard when he hears an old school V8 engine, will love my cat as much as I do, and who will laugh hysterically with me when they see a dog with a buckety cone thing on his head. Does this ellusive man exist? Until I find him, I’m just going to have to keep having these matress humping dreams about him.
Let’s play WHAT’S ON PRUES DESK!!!!
Fire Engine red Fudge Hair colour…. The idea was to colour most of my hair black and throw a few sexy hot red streaks through it…although it hasn’t quite come to fruition yet. I do believe it will happen…some day.

Cherry Iron on patch… I got this to iron onto this shirt I own, I just haven’t been inclined to do it yet… story of my life!

Handcuffs… Yeah…well…I’m sure you get the idea hahaha

1 fake nipple… Late last year, when I wrote that “erotic fiction” *read that back now, and read it with one of those really dodgy, low brow porn voices* I won a $100 voucher at this online Club X type place. I figured I’d buy stuff I wouldn’t normally buy, so with $20 credit left, I saw these.
The one time I actually wore them, I was so self concious! People kept staring at my nipples, my friends guessed they weren’t actually mine, and I was worried I was going to put someones eye out. Moral of the story…Just stick with the tweaking method, if you want to draw attention to your breasts!

4 Lighters… Coz you never know when 3 might run out…

Red Lipstick… What can I say? I’m one of those chicks who love red lipstick! It always makes you feel so sexy and sassy, like a 40’s Hollywood glamazon.

1 Hair Roller… It’s kinda velcro-ey, and it got stuck on the inside of one of my jumpers at some point, and I threw it and it landed on my desk. It’s been here since.

2 Webcams…”You’re so vain…You probably think this song is about you” Yeah sounds like that I know, but I protest that one doesn’t actually work properly, and it just sits here coz I haven’t put it anywhere else. The other one, well that works, and yes, I think any one who owns a webcam is a slave to vanity, and you know what? I love it!

Guns N Roses Greatest Hits…. Ooooh yeah. Brings back memories of flanellete shirts and jeans you busted your arse to rip the knees out of. I had a long time crush on Axl Rose til I saw the terrible cosmetic surgery he had done, and then the desire to be Axl’s main squeeze faded.

Anyhoo, gotta run. Neighbours is on.

Love yas

Prue

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Saturday nite, went to Chris’ going away shin dig. He’s moving to SA to join the Police Force. Met his mrs, and she’s lovely!! Really nice, sweet girl with a very pretty smile. I wish em all the best, and awesome luck to Chris with the Academy. Drink those civilian cunts under the table, mate.
I will post the pics of Saturday nite soon, and I’ll post the pics of Jims birthday as soon as I get em.
I have finally got my period. I’ve got killer cramps, damn Endo. Where it goes, I have no idea. I hadn’t had it for like 3 months. I was worried maybe DW had left more than just a lingering memory in his wake. Oddly enough, I saw a guy who kinda reminded me of him yesterday, and I felt so strange. This guy had blonde short hair, and a similar body and face shape. For a moment, I lost my breath.
Meanwhile, yesterday I was so embarressed coz I went out and I was standing there, and this guy turned around and kinda smiled at me. I smiled back, considering he was a hottie who kinda reminded me of Joaquin Phoenix. We’re smilin at eachother and then he kinda looks me up and down, then he turned away suddenly. What’s his problem, I thought? So I forget about it, and stand there for a few more minutes…then for some reason, I got this feeling something was wrong. And boy, was I embarresed to find my fly had come undone and you could see everything and I wasn’t wearing underwear!!! oh my god, I almost died. No wonder this guy was smiling at me. And here am I, smiling back like a dickhead while he has a full access view of my box. I was mortified, but just couldn’t stop laughing on the inside.
I bought an N64 off a mate, and I just bought 1080 from a dude on Ebay. I’m so excited. I have to go and get it from Chops tonite or something.
SHIT i have to pay for my domain name and stuff again. Ill do that now, actually.
The cat is crook…I have to give him his antibiodics. I’ll be back to write more in a bit.

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I’ve kinda neglected the ole LJ the last 2 weeks or so. A) I don’t have that much to say B) The stuff I do have to say, seems to get me constantly harrassed. But alas, this is my journal, so screw you censorship.

Someone who I thought was a friend is no longer talking to me, because he has this lunatic idea that a post I wrote recently was about him. Give me a fuckin break. Bite me, it wasn’t for you.

Gords, well. Yeah, I suspect he’s had doubts about anything happening again between us. Fair enough, I mean we’re pretty different, but hey he’s a nice guy. We’ll see what happens. I get this vibe he doesn’t really wanna speak to me though, but then again, I could be wrong, coz he’s got some stuff going on in his life that’s keeping him busy.

DW, well bugger me, don’t even go there.

I’m pretty excited coz for the first time in ages, I feel well enough to start applying for jobs again. There are a couple of places I have in mind, so I will drop in a resume on Monday.

On Monday I have the pelvic ultrasound too. I couldn’t do it earlier coz I was still bleeding and well, yah it’s prolly not the most pleasant thing, but I realised today, it’s not gonna stop, so I may as well just go and get it done. He’s a radiographer. I’m sure he’s seen worse. lol Least that way, the sooner they find out what it is, the sooner they can stop me bleeding like a stuck pig.

Depo provera is the crappiest thing ever. don’t do it.

This week has been kinda quiet. I’ve caught up with a few ppl, went to play pool on Tuesday night, missed karaoke again tonite, although i’m not sure why. Squish has some shin dig on Saturday night, although I’m not sure if I’ll go coz I think it’s a big drinking night in some hoity toity club, and well, neither of those things appeal to me. I should msg her and apoligise. Although apparantly there are drinks at the espy on sunday, if bron and bill are feeling up to it. Really looking forward to seeing bronny especially. I can’t believe she’s been gone so long.

Anyways, I’m trying to have a relatively early nite. I’m knackered coz i was up at 5am and couldn’t get back to sleep. So off to bed I go. Too bad the thunder and lightning have stopped. I love a good storm at night.

Anyways catch.

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Sweet Caroline, it’s cold! Then again, I guess I should put some proper clothes on. I’ve been floating around all day in this cute black skirt and top in anticipation of going out tonite. But it got cancelled. So I changed the top so I wouldn’t spill anything on it, but this skirt is too comfy to take off. Although, I think it’s going to have to happen sometime, considering how cold I am.
I think I might straighten my hair in a bit. I’m kinda bored. Teeda and I were gonna go see 50 First Dates, after my evenings plans changed, but she couldn’t make it to the 9.30pm one, and I didn’t wanna go to the 11pm one, so that put a dampner on that plan too. Hahaha… I just didn’t wanna have a late one coz I’m sposed to have a docs appointment tomorrow. I don’t particularly want to have this appointment though. Right now, I don’t think I need it. I’m feeling good, stacks better. There’s nothing they’re going to tell me that is going to change how I feel. I’ve seen everyone, talked to everyone, they all say the same stuff. I know that no one can make me happy except me, and right now, I feel happy. Everyone has their off days, and I feel sometimes, that as soon as I show any emotion other than complete happiness, people start to worry that I’m going off my nut. I’m fine. I feel good!

Hopefully I can transfer my plans for tonite, to tomorrow nite. I kinda don’t want to ellaborate too much, but suffice to say, I’m looking forward to seeing this person, and yah, looking forward to being able to have a chat and a laugh. I’m not waging anything on the outcome of our meeting. If it goes well, it goes well, if it doesn’t then, hey, nothing lost nothing gained…except maybe a sense of closure.

Anyway, I’m off to throw on a jumper and straighten my hair. I’m so bored!!! U wanna do something? lol

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Ahoy hoy
So here’s the lowdown on the not so secret life of Prue.

Friday nite I had a psuedo date with Gords, which went really well. He picked me up and we went to Airstream for dinner, then onto Intensity, for some gaming fun, where we shot Doves a plenty. After an hour or so of shooting at eachother and slapping eachother off motorcycles, we headed to Tom Thumbs, where we played a few games of pool. Would you believe I actually won one!? I came back from my 5 balls on the table V his black ball, and I still kicked his arse. Although, I do hold a sneaking suspiscion that he may have let me win…but that is unvalidated as yet! So I’ll enjoy the feeling of being a pool shark, over a pool trout for just a moment longer.
There was a lovely good nite kiss and he is a great hugger.

After the mock date, I hooked up with Teeds and Chops for a few drinks. Ended up running into an old girlfriend of ours, who was drunk as a skunk. Was nice to catch up, always is though.
Saturday was spent in the hairdressers chair. Oh my god, I don’t know how women do this once a month! My arse was killing me after sitting there for like 5 hours! I’m all gossip-magazined out. I had intended to go blonde, but the girl suggested I do it gradually, coz of the crappy colour that was in the ends of my hair. So now it’s a light browny colour with blonde tips. Looks cute! I love the cut. I’ve changed the part in my hair and it’s odd what a difference it makes. Once i get a pic, i’ll post it here.

I ended up conking out on the bed at about 8pm and didn’t wake up til 2, then back to sleep from 3am til about lunchtime or thereabouts. I decided to go for a bit of a walk and head down to the shopping centre (parkmore) and waste some time. I skulked about looking for the new BEST of GNR album, but wasn’t able to find it. You’d think Keysborough, being a haven of mullets and acid wash jeans, would be the most pertinant place to find the GNR album, but apparantly I’m mistaken. I suspect they must have shipped their Victorian allotment of albums to Doveton and Frangers. With good reason too, really.

Tonite, nothing of any significance to report. Just skulked about the house and watched some telly with the olds.

I must learn to knit so I can make myself a scarf for the winter. Perhaps Franco can teach me.

And here is some quizo I stole from someone, so I thought I’d fill in some time….

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:

“….bodies moving through it….AERODYNAMIC” It’s the Pocket Oxford Dictionary lol

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

This paper holder thingy, that has a selection of notes and phone numbers on it.

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Judging Amy…. It was on Foxtel

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:

2.35

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

3.05am

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The Cat clawing at the door to get in

7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?

This arvo, when I went for a walk down to Parkers. At one point, I ran from both a Crow and a small growling dog.

8: before you came to this website, what did you look at?

Other peoples journals

9: what are you wearing?
A denim skirt, a black tee shirt with a girl playing poker on it, and a green hooded jumper. Oh I am the queen of fashion!

10: Did you dream last night?

Oddly, I don’t remember. I normally remember all my dreams.

11: When did you last laugh?
With Teeda yesterday, as we sat getting our hair done at the Hairdresser

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Oh dear god, if ONLY I could explain. But I will try….My parents house is like a 70’s Time Warp. At the door, it’s like Quantum Leap, and you step back into 1977. This room has insane wallpapering. It’s some strange circular black, white and red pattern that kinda burns your retna. It’s one of those things that people into retro stuff look at and go, OH God, that’s awesome!!! But it’s not…..really…..trust me on this one.

13: Seen anything weird lately?

Hahahaha yesterday, while Teeda and I were in Toorak getting our hair done, we saw this woman who is obviously one of Tooraks elite socialites, standing by her car. Now this woman had the BIGGEST hair I’ve ever seen. It was one of these massive spiraly doo’s that you only see on rich women. We laughed for ages about it.

15: What is the last film you saw?
Jeez, I haven’t been to the movies in ages, but the last thing I watched on DVD was “Now and Then”

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A House by the beach

17: Tell me something about you that I don’t know:

I pick my nose in front of my friends, and don’t really care.

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I’d remove religion. Think John Lennons logic.

19: Do you like to dance?
Old timey style yes

20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nut case or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?

TEXAN NUT JOB

21(a): Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Shelby, Skye, Rain, Autumn, Dharma, Ariel, Faith, Thora, Star, Iris

21(b): Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Jet, Vette, Hamish, River, Lennon, Avery, Sunny, Lief, Kelsey, Finn

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?

Hrmmm….ask me when I’ve travelled lol

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