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I’m half way through the process of cleaning my bedroom.
How the fuck do people have bedrooms that never look lived in? Why can’t mine look like that? Is it just me, or do other people leave undies on the floor, and then kick them under the bed should anyone turn up unannounced?

I had the Implanon put in yesterday, but be fucked if I can feel it to be honest. It should feel like a matchstick under my skin, but I can’t really find it. I’m not sure if that’s coz I’ve got fat arms, or whether it’s just deep under the skin?
Teeda tried to find it last night, but she said it was a lost cause. She also said that my arm felt lumpy, like a breast.

I had one of those dreams last night where I woke up humping the mattress. I don’t quite remember what it was about, but it must have been pretty good.
What’s the bet I was dreaming about a man who could fix a computer and fix a car? Oh, I’m sure they exist out there somewhere, but I’m yet to find one.
Is it too much to ask to find a manly nerd? I think those terms are mutually exclusive. You know, a bloke who can fix my adsl when it’s buggered, laughs at “The Office”, that will take the piss outta me and then kiss me coz he adores what a dork I am, gets hard when he hears an old school V8 engine, will love my cat as much as I do, and who will laugh hysterically with me when they see a dog with a buckety cone thing on his head. Does this ellusive man exist? Until I find him, I’m just going to have to keep having these matress humping dreams about him.
Let’s play WHAT’S ON PRUES DESK!!!!
Fire Engine red Fudge Hair colour…. The idea was to colour most of my hair black and throw a few sexy hot red streaks through it…although it hasn’t quite come to fruition yet. I do believe it will happen…some day.

Cherry Iron on patch… I got this to iron onto this shirt I own, I just haven’t been inclined to do it yet… story of my life!

Handcuffs… Yeah…well…I’m sure you get the idea hahaha

1 fake nipple… Late last year, when I wrote that “erotic fiction” *read that back now, and read it with one of those really dodgy, low brow porn voices* I won a $100 voucher at this online Club X type place. I figured I’d buy stuff I wouldn’t normally buy, so with $20 credit left, I saw these.
The one time I actually wore them, I was so self concious! People kept staring at my nipples, my friends guessed they weren’t actually mine, and I was worried I was going to put someones eye out. Moral of the story…Just stick with the tweaking method, if you want to draw attention to your breasts!

4 Lighters… Coz you never know when 3 might run out…

Red Lipstick… What can I say? I’m one of those chicks who love red lipstick! It always makes you feel so sexy and sassy, like a 40’s Hollywood glamazon.

1 Hair Roller… It’s kinda velcro-ey, and it got stuck on the inside of one of my jumpers at some point, and I threw it and it landed on my desk. It’s been here since.

2 Webcams…”You’re so vain…You probably think this song is about you” Yeah sounds like that I know, but I protest that one doesn’t actually work properly, and it just sits here coz I haven’t put it anywhere else. The other one, well that works, and yes, I think any one who owns a webcam is a slave to vanity, and you know what? I love it!

Guns N Roses Greatest Hits…. Ooooh yeah. Brings back memories of flanellete shirts and jeans you busted your arse to rip the knees out of. I had a long time crush on Axl Rose til I saw the terrible cosmetic surgery he had done, and then the desire to be Axl’s main squeeze faded.

Anyhoo, gotta run. Neighbours is on.

Love yas

Prue

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Ahoy hoy
So here’s the lowdown on the not so secret life of Prue.

Friday nite I had a psuedo date with Gords, which went really well. He picked me up and we went to Airstream for dinner, then onto Intensity, for some gaming fun, where we shot Doves a plenty. After an hour or so of shooting at eachother and slapping eachother off motorcycles, we headed to Tom Thumbs, where we played a few games of pool. Would you believe I actually won one!? I came back from my 5 balls on the table V his black ball, and I still kicked his arse. Although, I do hold a sneaking suspiscion that he may have let me win…but that is unvalidated as yet! So I’ll enjoy the feeling of being a pool shark, over a pool trout for just a moment longer.
There was a lovely good nite kiss and he is a great hugger.

After the mock date, I hooked up with Teeds and Chops for a few drinks. Ended up running into an old girlfriend of ours, who was drunk as a skunk. Was nice to catch up, always is though.
Saturday was spent in the hairdressers chair. Oh my god, I don’t know how women do this once a month! My arse was killing me after sitting there for like 5 hours! I’m all gossip-magazined out. I had intended to go blonde, but the girl suggested I do it gradually, coz of the crappy colour that was in the ends of my hair. So now it’s a light browny colour with blonde tips. Looks cute! I love the cut. I’ve changed the part in my hair and it’s odd what a difference it makes. Once i get a pic, i’ll post it here.

I ended up conking out on the bed at about 8pm and didn’t wake up til 2, then back to sleep from 3am til about lunchtime or thereabouts. I decided to go for a bit of a walk and head down to the shopping centre (parkmore) and waste some time. I skulked about looking for the new BEST of GNR album, but wasn’t able to find it. You’d think Keysborough, being a haven of mullets and acid wash jeans, would be the most pertinant place to find the GNR album, but apparantly I’m mistaken. I suspect they must have shipped their Victorian allotment of albums to Doveton and Frangers. With good reason too, really.

Tonite, nothing of any significance to report. Just skulked about the house and watched some telly with the olds.

I must learn to knit so I can make myself a scarf for the winter. Perhaps Franco can teach me.

And here is some quizo I stole from someone, so I thought I’d fill in some time….

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:

“….bodies moving through it….AERODYNAMIC” It’s the Pocket Oxford Dictionary lol

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

This paper holder thingy, that has a selection of notes and phone numbers on it.

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Judging Amy…. It was on Foxtel

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:

2.35

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

3.05am

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The Cat clawing at the door to get in

7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?

This arvo, when I went for a walk down to Parkers. At one point, I ran from both a Crow and a small growling dog.

8: before you came to this website, what did you look at?

Other peoples journals

9: what are you wearing?
A denim skirt, a black tee shirt with a girl playing poker on it, and a green hooded jumper. Oh I am the queen of fashion!

10: Did you dream last night?

Oddly, I don’t remember. I normally remember all my dreams.

11: When did you last laugh?
With Teeda yesterday, as we sat getting our hair done at the Hairdresser

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Oh dear god, if ONLY I could explain. But I will try….My parents house is like a 70’s Time Warp. At the door, it’s like Quantum Leap, and you step back into 1977. This room has insane wallpapering. It’s some strange circular black, white and red pattern that kinda burns your retna. It’s one of those things that people into retro stuff look at and go, OH God, that’s awesome!!! But it’s not…..really…..trust me on this one.

13: Seen anything weird lately?

Hahahaha yesterday, while Teeda and I were in Toorak getting our hair done, we saw this woman who is obviously one of Tooraks elite socialites, standing by her car. Now this woman had the BIGGEST hair I’ve ever seen. It was one of these massive spiraly doo’s that you only see on rich women. We laughed for ages about it.

15: What is the last film you saw?
Jeez, I haven’t been to the movies in ages, but the last thing I watched on DVD was “Now and Then”

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A House by the beach

17: Tell me something about you that I don’t know:

I pick my nose in front of my friends, and don’t really care.

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I’d remove religion. Think John Lennons logic.

19: Do you like to dance?
Old timey style yes

20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nut case or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?

TEXAN NUT JOB

21(a): Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Shelby, Skye, Rain, Autumn, Dharma, Ariel, Faith, Thora, Star, Iris

21(b): Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Jet, Vette, Hamish, River, Lennon, Avery, Sunny, Lief, Kelsey, Finn

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?

Hrmmm….ask me when I’ve travelled lol

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